As an offering for Veteran's Day I submit the following. I wrote it in 2017, memorializing probably the most senseless, most heedless example of foolish and poor leadership, exemplified by Col. Custer. Had I been there, I'd have shot him myself. The number of men butchered by inept officers are legion. God rest them all.
Custer's Corporal
Well, no man never asked my starch
When we set off on our westward march
And no winsome lass never asked me why
When I set off for to win, or die.
No Cheyenne lance never pierced my skinSo I tried it once, and then again.I heeled my spur when the Captain yelled "Charge!"And I was kilt right there, beside my Sarge.
They laid me down and then scalped my hairThen they left me dead and cold and bare.But the handsome Colonel, he died there tooAnd the history they teach you jus' ain't true.
Well, the stories all brag of Custer's gloryBut the unvarnished truth is another story.It was all Lakota on that dayUntil they struck tent and rode away.
So, hear me clear, all'a you bold boysAnd quit all'a your brave, naive noise.Every soldier boy that goes to warWill get what war has in store.
Enjoy your boyhood kickin' rocks 'n cansAnd don't rush off to be a man.War ain't no lark, and it ain't no game.And if you do come home you won't be the same.
I took six arrows in my sideAnd a tomahawk split my skull open wide.Their squaws pierced with needles, my young earsIn hopes in the afterlife I could not hear.
Boys, you may keep your banners and flags.From where I sit, there's no cause to brag.I can no more hear that bugle call.They kilt us one, and they kilt us all.
Just a few feet above my bonesThe army set me up a stone.Now, don't you think that's petty payFor the dreadful pain I bore that day?