Dawgs

I love dem dawgs
Da way they howl
Love how they hunt
Run, point an’ prowl.

Ain’ nuttin’ like a dawg
To lick yur face
Slobber yur chin
Lackin’ social grace.

They wag their tails
And smell like fish
They’ll hump yur leg
And slurp yur dish.

A dawg’ll take over
Yur entire home
But’ll follow you anywhere
You ever roam.

Gimme a dawg
Any ‘ol time
Over anything else
Even my last dime.

But I gotta be honest
Though they'll win our hearts
Ain’ nuttin’ worse
Than a hound with the farts!