The View From a Tailgate

I have this belief.
It’s pure theory until you try it.
But once you do
You’ll be a believer, too.
It’s easy
Simple
Requires no effort
And will change your life.
Ready?
Get a pen.
Write this down.
Here goes…

To reduce your hypertension
Correct your troubled digestion
Heal your marital problems
Fix your erectile dysfunction
Focus your worldview
Know your brat kids better
Know what to do about what you’ve done…

…sit on the tailgate of a pickup truck.

Yup.
Simple..

Life observed from a tailgate
Comes into sharp focus.

It’s impossible to stay mad while sitting on a tailgate.
When you cool off your blood pressure moderates.
When your blood pressure moderates
You don’t need little blue pills.
When you don’t need little blue pills
Your sex life gets easier.
When your sex life gets easier your marriage improves.
When your marriage improves
You like your brat kids better.
When you like your brat kids better
You sit with them on the tailgate.
When you sit on the tailgate
You slow down long enough
To stop moving at ballistic speed.
When you stop moving at ballistic speed
You live longer.

Trucks are expensive.
Tailgates are cheap.

Hell…
Just buy the tailgate.