Somebody! / Everybody! / Somewhere!

 i stay outta the ocean

i avoid every sea
i'm terrified of big fish
---afraid they'll eat me!

if it swims and has sharp teeth
and a taste for people
i'll be somewhere high up
on a water tank or steeple!

there's lotsa fearsome stuff
that'll bite and leave a mark.
to somebody, everybody
somewhere's a shark!