Master of the Obvious...51

Nothing is as charming as a child with a pole and a bucket of bait. 

Master of the Obvious...50

When God's in control, everything is on time, and in perfect order!

Master of the Obvious...49

Honor is the only bulletproof part of a man.

Master of the Obvious...48

When a woman says, "Don't over-think this,"over-think the hell out of it!

Master of the Obvious...47

Even the angriest bull seems docile from the safe-side of the fence. 

Master of the Obvious...46

Southerners don't have breakfast, lunch and dinner. They have Breakfast, Supper, and Dinner. Supper is the main meal, and usually commences around two in the afternoon. A big 'ol jug of Sun Tea is usually steeping on the back porch. Nothin' better, Yank!

Master of the Obvious...45

Every Southern man loves Grits---"Girls Raised In The South."

Master of the Obvious...44

To offer a bribe to a good officer is an insult upon his honor.

Master of the Obvious...43

When you're pulled over by a traffic cop, and he asks you if you know why you're being pulled over, tell him. Or, he will surely write you a whopper of a citation to make sure you always know the speed limit on his stretch of asphalt. (And, off the record, be polite, or he will offer you a crash course in civility).  

Master of the Obvious...42

If your only friend is your shadow, make certain you're the kind of person your shadow doesn't find objectionable. (See entry #40).