Master of the Obvious....41

The fragrance of faithfulness is the sexiest aroma on the planet.

Master of the Obvious...40

A man who possesses his own soul walks with a steady gait and casts a shadow that is unashamed to walk beside him.

Master of the Obvious...39

If you haven't listened to a midnight train, gravel popping under truck tires, a whippoorwill or mourning dove, cicadas in the trees, or grandma's cooking oil snapping at chicken frying, you can't be a southerner.

Master of the Obvious...38

Nothing on earth weighs more than a badge pinned to a chest.

Master of the Obvious...37

Real men keep their car stereos at a decibel that does not make others' ears bleed.

Master of the Obvious...36

Real men keep their trousers up around their waist.

Master of the Obvious...35

Real men do not wear their hats backward.

Master of the Obvious...34

Life  changed for the worse when front porches became backyard decks.

Master of the Obvious...33

Not all silver beards adorn the wise.

Master of the Obvious...32

If you'll wait a  bit, dull thoughts will come into sharp focus.