It was an amazing sunset
The kind that forms tears
In the corners of my eyes.
I had very recently been abandoned
After twenty eight years
Of a very troubled marriage.
I felt like ash.
I felt that way constantly.
Coming from a meeting
With the police brass
I was still in uniform
As I fell into my lawn chair.
I had an open bottle
Of red wine
I bought years ago
From a little place
I occasionally visited.
I am not a very good drinker
But a little wine seemed about right
This evening.
I looked at the sun.
Beautiful.
But it was also alone.
I took a sip.
Then a sip more.
The golden orb of the sun
Sparked from the thinning branches
Of my maple tree.
It was becoming chilly
So I huddled deeper into my blue jacket.
It felt wrong to drink wine
While still wearing the badge.
But I was alone.
Nobody would notice.
Who would care?
Hell, I was always alone.
This time I took a long pull
From the shapely bottle.
Then another.
And another.
I drank half the bottle
And didn’t feel a thing.
Weak wine.
Hell
I drank it all.
The whole thing.
It was about as potent as grape soda.
I didn’t even notice
The sun had set.
In fact it had become full night.
I must have fallen asleep.
The bottle
Still in my hand
Was amazingly empty.
And weirdly funny.
Damn weak wine.
I stood up.
Or, I tried to stand up.
I fell flat on my face.
I started to laugh.
Laugh hilariously.
I crawled all the way
To my back door
Laughing all the way.
The grass was wet with dew.
My uniform would need dry cleaning.
That seemed so funny!
I laughed again.
I crawled into my bedroom.
I crawled into bed
My badge catching
On the blanket.
That was funny!
So I laughed.
The empty bottle
Remained in my right hand.
How funny!
So I laughed.
Tomorrow I would write that winery
And tell them how weak their damn wine is.
And I laughed.
Then I slept for twelve hours.
Damn weak wine.
How funny.
Monday, December 15, 2014
How Funny
Posted by The Dashboard Poet at Monday, December 15, 2014
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