His Alphabet

The old sergeant shouted the alphabet.
New Army rules prevented he be plain
But we all understood his meaning
As letters pelted us like rain.

WTF! GDI! USOB's!
The old sergeant screamed.
We all stood at attention
His alphabet more pointed than it seemed.

His alphabet sputtered and spewed
As he did his wild war dance.
His anger flamed and flashed
Like the lethal point of a lance.

WTF! GDI! USOB's!
He exclaimed once more
As he danced around in circles
Like an Indian about to go to war.

The old sergeant targeted everyone.
He shredded all he saw
And I was absolutely certain
Something was stuck up in his craw.

WTF! GDI! USOB's!
He screamed as he grabbed his chest
Then he fell ingloriously to the floor
Pending a Coroner’s Inquest.