It Doesn't Matter (Who You Are)

I found an anchor in the desert

Beside the bleached skull of a bull.

I saw a cactus in New York City

In a tub that was about half full.

I found a rifle on the seabed.

I woke up in a cloud hovering the ground.

I even picked a tulip in the ghetto.

It’s crazy where the best things can be found!

I found my first wife in a church

And my second at a hamburger stand.

I discovered life is all a free-style

And God chuckles at our plan.

I rescued my dog from some fool’s gas pipe

And found my buddy behind a star.

Friend, life is an amazing, crazy ride

And it doesn’t matter who you are.